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Hell on Earth Disguised as a Tourist Attraction - Part 1

I can think of no other way to describe Burma at this point.

I began writing this post before the recent Cyclone Nargis disaster and finished it just days after the cyclone hit. In fact this is actually the first part of a series posts under the same title.

In some ways it would now be appropriate to remove “Disguised as a Tourist Attraction” from the title of this post since the cyclone quite literally blew the roof off of the regime’s charade to cultivate a tourist industry. Though I’ll leave the title as I originally wrote it since the regime is already trying to re-start the tourist industry in the north of the country not affected by the cyclone.

For those not familiar with the situation in Burma I’ll begin with a brief description of the country prior to May 2, 2008.

Burma is a military dictatorship. Perhaps the nastiest I’ve ever encountered of the dozen or so I’ve passed through over the years. The country is ruled by a group of thugs and their leader is a ruthless individual named Than Shwe. In addition to being extremely violent, the military regime running Burma is also deeply superstitious. The regime relies on fortune tellers to guide domestic and foreign policy. Now, while many world leaders have relied on fortune tellers and astrologers for advice — including a number of U.S. presidents and First Ladies — they tend not to undertake major policy changes solely on the word of a soothsayer. In Burma the recent dictator as well as previous dictators have on many occasions made fundamental policy changes based on the advice of a fortune teller.

Some fine examples of policy change due to the word of a fortune teller throughout Burmese history has been:

  • The overnight change in the direction of automobile traffic on all of the country’s roads, which of course resulted in a major spike in traffic fatalities
  • The sudden introduction of new currency — rendering previous currency void, resulting in countless bankruptcies in the business communities as well as the evaporation of personal wealth in the country for those who were not able to sprint to the bank in time to convert their cash
  • A most ridiculous undertaking in the last few years which was the formation of a new capital. The regime actually built an entirely new capital city for the country, forcing thousands to relocate, hundreds of thousands more homeless, while leaving foreign embassies bewildered, unsure if they should move to the new capital or remain in Rangoon the old capital.

This should give one a taste of what the regime in Burma is like. Under these conditions it becomes clearer to see why the cyclone disaster is as bad as it is.

Persepolis: Animated Humanity

One of the many reasons I love visiting NYC is that I know I’ll most likely discover an inspiring indie film that has zero chance of reaching theaters back in Greensboro. Aside from the art house section within Carousel Cinemas, there just aren’t many theaters in the area that cater to such a niche.

Persepolis is a beautifully told and engaging, animated story of a young Iranian girl growing up during the Islamic Revolution and experiencing the changes that Islamic Law brought to her sense of freedom. Music is a huge element of the story, as she finds punk and metal to be the antithesis of acceptable forms of expression and a vehicle for rebellion — a similar post-puberty approach to rebellion by millions of kids back in the states, except this form of rebellion could get you hung… or worse.

The film is a tad bit long, but the story cries for details as it’s far more expansive than a coming of age story. Persepolis paints a vivid picture of life in Iran — how the Shah both entered and exited the scene, presenting a position on the United State’s role in the Iran/Iraq war and expressing day-to-day life in a country where freedom is more cherished by its people than oxygen — a complex situation often painted in broad strokes by Western media and history books.

The animation’s art direction is spot on and highly original. There were a few short war and protest scenes where the imagery seemed to be loosely referencing elements of The Wall, but much more as an ode to than a straight bite.

Persepolis is one of those films that really should be seen.

Along the lines of historical knowledge being dropped through art; if you’re looking for a song to provide factual, historical context to the situation in the middle east, I highly recommend Head (Of State) by The Coup.

How To Get A High-Priced Call Girl For Next To Nothing

Ashley Alexandra Dupre

Ashley Alexandra Dupre (A.K.A. Ashley Youmans or Kristen), now known as Eliot Spitzer’s call girl, is apparently a “musician” as well.

A choice quote from the above-linked Times article:

[…] On the Web page was a recording of what she described as her latest track, “What We Want,” an amateurish, hip-hop inflected rhythm and blues tune that asks, “Can you handle me, boy?” and used some dated slang, calling someone her “boo.”

“I know what you want, you got what I want,” she sings in the chorus. “I know what you need. Can you handle me?” […]

Oh, and this gem too:

[…] Ms. Capalbo said that she was “shell-shocked” when her daughter called mid-last week and told her she had been working as an escort and was now in trouble with the law. She said she was not sure Ms. Dupré realized who Mr. Spitzer was when he was her client.

“She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor,” Ms. Capalbo said in a telephone interview Wednesday. “But she also is a 22-year-old not a 32-year-old or a 42-year-old and she obviously got involved in something much larger than her.” […]

Yes, a very bright girl who couldn’t recognize her own Governor, even up close and personal like.

Her price (excuse me… the price of her music) has maxed out at $.89 per song, but no worries for you file-sharing pirates too cheap to spring for the cost of an Amie Street download; you can always tag her for free.

eliot spitzer call girl music on amie street

Current top tags: Janet Jackson, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, britney spears and… wait for it… wait… Eliot Spitzer.

I told you that Amie Street was the future!

(via TechCrunch)

Hillary Clinton: Wake The Fuck Up

I’m trying to keep this blog free of political discussions, but this has to be shared.

While there’s a decent chance that Clinton could actually be adding fuel to a potential Democratic loss in November — which should in reality be equitable with hell freezing over — I believe that she and Bill have differentiated themselves as people in ways far more damaging to their own place in society rather than simply the confined parameters of this campaign.

I know we’re talking politics here, but who at this point has blinders thick enough to consider Hilary anything more than a desperate, self-serving shell of a public servant?

Previously.

Wyclef Jean: Wyclef for President

    Obama…
    Hillary Clinton…
    They got competition
    They got competition
    Vote for me, yeah
    Vote for me, yeah…

    Wyclef for President

    If I was President,
    I’d get elected on Friday
    Assassinated on Saturday
    Buried on Sunday
    They go back to work on Monday

    If I was President
    If I was the President
    If I was President

    They said we would never cross the Red Sea
    I’d tell them, “Yes We Can”
    They said the slaves, they would never be free
    I’d tell them, “Yes We Can”
    They said, “The blind man will never see”
    I’d tell them, “Yes We Can”
    They said, “The gas price won’t go lower”
    I’d tell them, “Yes We Can”

    Obama, yeaha…
    Hillary Clinton…
    They got competition
    They got competition
    Vote for me, yeah
    Vote for me, yeah…

    Mr. Clef could be President

    If I was President,
    I’d get elected on Friday
    Assassinated on Saturday
    Buried on Sunday
    They go back to work on Monday, yeah

    If I was President
    If I was the President
    If I was President

    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise, everybody just rise
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise, everybody just rise

    This ain’t the Genesis
    It’s the Exodus
    Go move, everybody just move
    Let’s take it to the glory land…

    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise, everybody just rise
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise, everybody just rise

    Woah
    Yeah
    Woah
    Yeah
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise
    We gonna rise, everybody just rise

    Wyclef for President

(via Nah Right)

Another Obama Video… 2.0 Styled

yes we can - remix

Tag your flickr picture with “hopeactchange” and join the party.

Fun stuff, but I’m patiently waiting for the McCain version of this 2.0 remix — the directions will probably be to tag your flickr pictures with “noyoucant.”

(via Joho)

John McCain: Like Hope, But Different

    The work that we face in our time is great
    in a time of war
    and the terrible sacrifices it entails
    the promise of a better future is not always clear
    there’s gonna be other wars
    I’m sorry to tell you there’s gonna be other wars
    there’s gonna be a lot of combat wounds
    and my friends it’s gonna be tough
    and we’re gonna have a lot to do
    That old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran?
    Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb…
    I’m still convinced that withdrawal means chaos
    and if you think that things are bad now
    if we withdraw–you ain’t seen nothing yet
    was the war a good idea, worth the price in blood and treasure?
    It was a good idea
    President Bush talked about our staying in Iraq for 50 years
    Maybe a hundred, that’s fine with me
    I don’t think Americans are concerned if we’re there for a hundred years, or a thousand years, or ten thousand years.

Brilliant parody. Man, I hope Obama wins…

(via lessig)

Save Live Music In Winston-Salem

cops and donuts

If you live in the Triad and you don’t want your local bar, restaurant or club venue to morph into a Donutland and shut down overnight, do yourself a favor and read this announcement I received from the venerable Kathy Clark:

Some of you may have heard that the City of Winston-Salem is trying to pass a “Night Club Ordinance” that would severely impact a lot of venues financially, ultimately forcing them to close down. The story is long and involved, but basically in response to the shooting of a police officer at a night club, the City proposes to make all night club owners hire off duty police officers as security guards at a rate of $25 an hour. The number of officers would be based on the capacity of the club. For a club the size of The Garage, four officers would need to be hired.

There is more to the ordinance than just this. City officials would ultimately have the final say on who can perform in Winston and where they are allowed to perform. All this is designed to reduce violence in Winston-Salem.

The ordinance does not address such issues as the fact that Winston-Salem has a higher percentage of rape than the national average. Shootings occur in apartment complexes, at shopping centers, not just night clubs. And domestic violence is a much larger problem than night club violence.

Very soon, we could have a totally different nightlife - one devoid of new and interesting music.

Your support matters. Please help. And please forward this to anyone that may care: a music lover looking for great live music, a musician looking for venues in which to play, people interested in downtown revitalization. This will impact us all.

I’ve been to The Garage. It’s not very big. I can’t imagine how they’d be able to pay acts to perform with $100 flying out the window each hour. Do the cops also perform doorman duties at that rate? How about bar back?

It’s a ridiculous broad stroke proposal to thwart the potential repeat of a terrible, yet isolated incident.

You don’t even need to live in Winston-Salem to help. Here’s what you can do:

Thanks.

Who’s Still Running The World?

Sweden Isn’t Buying The Cries Of The Copyright Industry

swedish flag...

Political breakthrough for file-sharers in Sweden

[…] “Of course we understand that the record industry opposes the present development because the industry will soon become obsolete”, the politicians wrote. “There will always be forces that want to maintain the status quo profitable to them. When the markets change, these old industries scream to politicians to help them with draconic measures. Should the politicians have agreed to all past demands of the copyright industry we would today have a very poor media landscape with no video recorders, no mp3 players and no online TV.” […]

We will never experience such enlightenment from politicians in this country.